New Friend
There’s an eight-year-old boy who lives next-door to me.
He’s named Colbert, (after Stephen). We have spied each other many times but
have never spoken. If I wave, he usually darts behind the trees or hides behind
his dad’s car. I always feel guilty for activating his “Stranger Danger” alarm,
so I had given up trying to be neighborly.
Today I was at the screen door in my kitchen, admiring my
new bird-feeders, when Colbert popped up out of nowhere, like he was sprouted
by the hosta.
He stood at the bottom of my steps and pointed up and down
the length of the feeder pole and said, “That’s yours? I wish I had that! I’ve
been watching! There were FIVE squirrels under there today! All at the same
time! FIVE! And the chipmunks! And the birds! Do you know them?!!” Before I
could open my mouth, he continued, “And look what they did! Did they do that?!
They smashed the plants! Did they eat them?” (The hostas and weeds under the
feeder have been completely flattened by the wildlife parade that comes by
daily.) As I answered his questions, a
nuthatch flew onto one of the two feeders. I said, “The nuthatch is so silly,
always hanging upside down.” Colbert pointed and said, “That’s a nuthatch?!
I’ve never seen one before!” He was wide-eyed and excited.
We talked about the woodpecker who wakes us both up in the
morning. Then the grackle came by, just as I was complaining, “Those purple-y
birds are mean!” I told Colbert that I was trying different types of seed to
see which the birds liked better. A dozen rapid-fire questions followed: what
kind of seeds, which was in which feeder, who likes sunflower, what’s a
safflower, which seed was winning?
A chipmunk ran in between us. I said, “I bet he’s going to
go right in my drainpipe!” And he did. Colbert was amazed. “How did you know?!”
(Oh, how wonderful it is to have someone think you’re smart!) We waited for the
chipmunk to come back out. He didn’t. I grabbed a handful of pistachio nuts I
keep next to the bird seed and threw them out the kitchen door to see if I
could entice the chipmunk. Colbert was highly amused by my nut-throwing. More
questions: what kinds of nuts, who eats what, how many nuts, do birds eat nuts
or just the chipmunks, etc etc. We talked about how squirrels are not picky and
will eat anything. I said, “They would totally eat your birthday cake, even.”
Colbert smiled at this, so I continued. “And crows too. And goats. Goats’ll eat
anything.” Colbert said, “Yes! Even fabric!” I said, “My sister had a cat who
used to eat sweaters! The cat would chew around the buttons.” Colbert smiled
again. He smiled with his whole body. He listened with his whole body.
I stood in my doorway, not wanting the conversation to end.
Now it was my turn to ask the questions. “Have you seen the bunny? He’s been by
the mailbox and by the big bush in back. Have you seen him?” Colbert said,
“Yes! I saw the bunny! It was the first time! I told my dad to come look, but
he didn’t care.” A long pause, staring at his shoes, and then the whole body
smile again. “Their ears are so big! They hear you all the time! If you get
within 6 meters they take off.” I loved his use of the metric system.
The chipmunk came part-way out of the drainpipe and rubbed
his paws together. Colbert said, “He’s getting them warmed up so he can crack
that nut! Let’s give him some space.” As Colbert backed away, I said, “Bye!
Nice talking to you!” He darted around the corner of his house and once out of
view he called out, “Nice talking to you, too!”
What a great encounter, made me chuckle. All the questions. Once you get a kid talking it can be a lot of fun. I had a great conversation with a goofy 6 year old girl at the motorcycle store one afternoon. Can't even remember what it was about but she was a hoot. You enlarged that kid's world today, too bad his dad doesn't give a shit. And now that knows you a little, he'll be back.
ReplyDeleteIf he's named after Stephen Colbert, is the T silent?
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