Mother-in-law, part 2
Today my husband
came downstairs for the first time in twelve days. He stood in the dining room,
looked around, completely bewildered, and said, “Juice?” I said, “On it. But
you have to get out of here.” He ambled back upstairs. I think he’s losing his
mind. If only he would stop coughing. Then I would at least let him watch TV
with me in the living room. Someone he works with got tested and has been
waiting NINE DAYS (and counting) for their results.
Talked to
MIL again. On our morning phone call, she said, “I’m going to Publix tomorrow.
That’s the plan. But I am NOT going during senior hours! What a zoo! A
line out the door! Plus, those people! They’re slow! And they drop things and
can’t bend over to pick them up! They take forever! And they park their carts across
the aisle and stand there and chat! No! Not for me! I’m going at the regular
time!”
I love how
she says “those people” as if, at 80, she sees herself as a much younger girl. But
she is still sashaying around more than she should. I try to politely suggest
this and she says, “They’re telling seniors to stay home if they have a CONDITION.
I don’t have a condition! I’m FINE.” And now it’s my turn to huff and sigh at
her and say, “For godsakes!” I explain the severity. I explain the spread. I
tell her just because the news says only 5 people in her county have it, that
probably everybody has it, or will soon. I tell her she really has to stay
home. She can’t be going to my dippy sister-in-law’s house, where they’re still
hosting playdates and happy hours with countless children and neighbors and
nobody washes anything. I said, “Please. Please. Please. This will make you
sick. This can kill you.” She huffed, basically saying, “Not me. I’m a much
younger girl.” I am beginning to understand why this whole thing has happened
and will likely get worse.
My son
came in at that point and said, “Hi, Nana!” and she brightened immediately and
said, “How’s my Zachy?” They spoke for a few minutes. She told him she found a store
in Tampa that sells See’s Chocolates. She’s going to go over there, any day. I know
it. I should preemptively send her another box full of coconut ones, just to
keep her at home.
It's been interesting to see how some people just don't get the severity of this whole thing. A friend's 45yo son (who's a nutter about almost everything) claims it's all a big hoax to keep us in line but has no explanation for why anyone would want us in line any more than most of us already are. Strange times. And the only reason I'm not ordering boxes of See's online is that I'll end up with cavities and you can't go to the dentist. Ugh.
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