Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder--Unless We Get Divorced First
My husband came down with a
102-degree fever and a cough. The minute that thermometer left his mouth, I left the room and haven’t
been back since. He has been quarantined for five days. Aside from a few business
trips that kept us apart, this is the longest we’ve gone without touching each
other since we met.
Now that we can’t be in the same
room, I am so aware of how physical we are with each other; how much that makes
us feel loved.
He always likes to intertwine our
hands, but his fingers are so bony it hurts, so I curl my fist inside his palm—our
bizarre way of holding hands. We give each other friendly shoves to see who can
get in the house first. We sit on the
couch: our thighs touching, or his feet on my lap, or his arm around me, or my
head on his shoulder. He hooks a finger in my belt loop when I try to stand up,
and pulls me back down to kiss me. I drape myself around him while he pays the
bills on his laptop. He comes up behind me when I’m in the kitchen (always at
the worst times!) when I’m stir-frying or taking hot things out of the oven,
and he bites my ear or snuffles my neck, while I squirm out of his grasp,
half-annoyed and half-turned on, shouting, “Hot stove! Hot stove!”
Even in the car, we touch each
other: he grabs my hand and puts it on the nape of his neck. Or he says,
“Nobody’s checking me,” which means, “take your hand and fluff the hair on the
back of my head.” When we sleep, we always find each other: back to back, toe to
leg, an arm curled over a chest. He reaches out his hand to me in the morning
when his alarm goes off at 5:30, a little squeeze on my shoulder before he
leaves. But now there’s none of that. For at least nine more days.
I miss him, but I am also
supremely irritated by him now. I have become Beck-and-Call-Nurse-Waitress and
I’m sick of it. I go up and down the stairs with water, popsicles, Tylenol,
rice, pasta, salad, a hot water bottle, a fruit cup, tea, a thermos, more tea.
I knock and run away. He leaves the dishes in the hall, and I put them in the
dishwasher and scrub my hands like a surgeon. He asks for charging cables,
books, a folding chair, a tv tray. I go up and down the stairs some more.
When his fever was very high, he
was kind and grateful and said, “Thank you, thank you, you’re so nice,” every
time he heard me outside his door. But his fever broke on Sunday and now that
he’s feeling better, he has turned sarcastic and demanding. When I ask how he’s
feeling, he says, “How do you think I’m feeling?” as if I’m an idiot.
He’s mad that we’re out of bananas and accused me of “poor planning”. He’s
tired of being cooped up in one room. He’s tired of talking through the door
and me saying, “WHAT?! WHAT?! Ok, Mumbles!” because I can’t make out what he’s
saying. He’s tired of texting me, and me not responding because I left my phone
in the other room and didn’t hear it ping. We are tired of each other. And the
longer we don’t touch each other, the more we both stop caring.
Through a closed door, I cannot
see how cute he is; how his silly expressions always soften my anger and make
me laugh, even when I don’t want to laugh. I can’t kiss the side of his neck,
or stroke his bristly sideburns. I can’t smell his smell, which always reminds
me of pencil shavings and hotel soap. I can’t put my head on his chest and cry.
So many of our arguments, our
temper tantrums, our fears and stress are resolved by our bodies. That “oh,
come on,” nudge, raised eyebrows and sweet smile; that “you know you want a
piece of this!” swagger that makes us giggle. We touch each other and it is all
okay. We are okay.
Nine…more…days.
Wow, what a post. I just got divorced after 25 yrs (not my idea, I thought we were doing pretty good) so I totally get the not-being-touched-is-hard thing. But sounds like you two have a marvelous relationship. Presumably you're past the 9 days by now, so I'll keep reading posts to make sure you're still married!
ReplyDeleteSo glad you're blogging again.